Here are some things I did not do this past week:
I did not lose my bathroom scale under a pile of towels in my bathroom and nearly buy a new one. That did not prompt me to then clean up my bathroom/laundry pit.
In doing so ... I did not clean my bathroom shower in my bra and underwear with the window open, because of the bleach fumes, and think that I saw my creepy neighbor walk by!
I did not "reward" my children into doing what they were supposed to on numerous occasions. Maylene does not get a sucker on the days I wash her hair just for getting in the tub.
I did not fudge Carter's behavior sheet that goes to his teacher because she can be kind of stern and I did not want him to get in trouble and cry, again. That would make me an enabler of some sort.
And ... I did not get a call from my doctor saying that my blood work was NOT ideal and that I needed to exercise, lose weight, and take fish oil! If I did I certainly would not say so publicly. Like on a blog or something.
Nope not me! Not my kids!!!